Jab mein chota bachcha tha!

Jab mein chota bachcha tha tab:

PUSSY ka matlab CAT hota tha;

SEX ka matlab GENDER hota tha;

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG;

DICK ek cartton movie ka naam tha;

BANG was a SOUND;

RUBBER was nothin but an ERASER;

ASS was an ANIMAL;

SCREW was just a fixing TOOL;

HEAD ka matla SAR hota tha;

BALLS meant cricket balls, tennis balls, Volly Ball or FOOTBALL...;

NUTS meant DRYFRUITS;

and when I met you all, my friends... meri poore Education ki maa behen ho gayi!!!!