Murder of English!

Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy:

CONSULATE: Your name please?
Pathan: Gul khan.

CONSLATE: Sex ?
Pathan: Ten times a week.

CONSULATE: I mean male or female?
Pathan: Both male and female and sometimes Camels too.

CONSULATE: You seem Ugly.
Pathan: Yes Ugly and Pichli both sides.

CONSULATE: Freaky Ass!
Pathan: Yes, sometimes free ki ass somtimes have to pay. CONSULATE: Man are you hostile?
Pathan: Horse style,dog style any style.

CONSULATE: Oh dear!!!
Pathan: Deer? No deer they run very fast.