All about Apple`s iPhone 6 and iPhone 6+
Apple unveiled the next generation iPhone models - iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus.Two new iPhone will be sold in 9 countries starting September 19 and will be made available to other countries in coming weeks. Apple has certainly leap-frogged several mobile industry trends with these two smartphones broadly in size, display, hardware and imaging areas. New iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus will play an important role to bridge the 'features' gap between the Apple iOS and Google Android based devices. Of course, several features continue to over
Now book auto via Android Smartphone in Delhi
Delhi Intergrated Multi-Model Transit System (DIMTS) has launched a new application for people in Delhi using which one can book an auto using his Android smartphone or tablet. The application, named as 'Pooch-O', is available for only Android devices from Google Play store.
The free application allow users to locate autos, nearest to them and can then call its driver, whose numbers are registered with DIMTS, on their mobile phone and book a trip.
Hide 'Last Seen At' in WhatsApp
WhatsApp is a widely used mobile instant messenger that allows connecting with your friends and family for almost free. With nominal data charges, one can share photos, songs and videos using WhatsApp. However, one of the major thing that has led to many arguments and squabbles amongst people is the 'Last Seen At' stamp on the title bar of an individual. Access the following the link on your Android smartphone and download the APK - www.whatsapp.com/android. Once downloaded, follow the below mentioned procedure.
Bollywood Celebs and their Websites
Bollywood has always the butt of jokes on social networking sites,
Earlier it was twitter jokes and memes, ranging from Alok nath, tiger
shroff, alia bhatt, and so on. And now the latest is about celebrity
websites. Here are some of the funniest ones we came across...
Shah Rukh Khan:
http://IamAboveEveryone.com
http://kkkkkkkiiraaannn.com
http://iamalsoceleberity.com
http://NarcissistMeMyself.com
Salman Khan made a scandalous confession on Karan Johar's show Koffee with Karan about being single. Hence the jokes are targeted to this status of the Khan.
http://Bachalor.com
VirginBachelor@50.com
http://VIRGINia.com
http://bhaijaan.com
http://Remake.com
Abhishek Bachchan has fewer hits to his name and jokes are being made about his association with the Bachchans and his brand endorsements.
http://www.Ihavenoidea.com
http://www.wellapanti.com
http://AishwaryaKaPati.com
http://AmitabhKaBeta.com
http://JayaBachchanKaBeta.com
http://AaradhyaKaPapa.com
Shah Rukh Khan:
http://IamAboveEveryone.com
http://kkkkkkkiiraaannn.com
http://iamalsoceleberity.com
http://NarcissistMeMyself.com
Salman Khan made a scandalous confession on Karan Johar's show Koffee with Karan about being single. Hence the jokes are targeted to this status of the Khan.
http://Bachalor.com
VirginBachelor@50.com
http://VIRGINia.com
http://bhaijaan.com
http://Remake.com
Abhishek Bachchan has fewer hits to his name and jokes are being made about his association with the Bachchans and his brand endorsements.
http://www.Ihavenoidea.com
http://www.wellapanti.com
http://AishwaryaKaPati.com
http://AmitabhKaBeta.com
http://JayaBachchanKaBeta.com
http://AaradhyaKaPapa.com
Mukesh and his House!
Mukeshbhai gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the
swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up
for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office bag from his
personal office on 21st floor, wishes Bye to Nitabhabhi on 16th floor,
says 'See You' to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on 3rd floor
to self drive his 2.5 Crore Mercedes to office, but then he finds out
that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs. But on which floor? 15th,
17th,19th,14th,21st,16th or 13th ?
He phones all his servants, cooks, maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running about on all the floors, but thekey is not traceable. Fed up, after half an hour, Mukeshbhai leaves in a chauffeur driven ordinary Ikon car.
At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back, a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukeshbhai's pants and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket. They had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found. This was found out because of Nitabhabhi's habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally.
Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nita bhabhi with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukesh bhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 am last night.
He phones all his servants, cooks, maids, secretaries, pool attendants, gym trainers, etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of running about on all the floors, but thekey is not traceable. Fed up, after half an hour, Mukeshbhai leaves in a chauffeur driven ordinary Ikon car.
At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back, a temporary replacement maid had washed Mukeshbhai's pants and hung it to dry on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket. They had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and was never found. This was found out because of Nitabhabhi's habit of checking clothes given for ironing personally.
Meanwhile, after 3 days of the incident, Nita bhabhi with all irritation writ large on her face, complained to Mukesh bhai asking him where he was roaming till 3 am last night.
Retirement Speech
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in
the parish. The leading local politician was chosen to make the
presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was
late, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
He commenced with: "Thank Goodness we Catholics have a wonderful sense of humour!"
"I got my first impression of this parish from the very first confession I ever heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it.
He had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his boss's wife; had affiar with his boss's 20 year old daughter, taken illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was arrested several times for public nudity. I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."
He commenced with: "Thank Goodness we Catholics have a wonderful sense of humour!"
"I got my first impression of this parish from the very first confession I ever heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it.
He had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his boss's wife; had affiar with his boss's 20 year old daughter, taken illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was arrested several times for public nudity. I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."
Height of Tragedy!!
Aaj Jo Ek Aurat Ke Saath Hua Woh Kisi Dushman Ke Saath bhi Na Ho....
Subhay Uthi..... Breakfast Banaya, Lunch Banaya.....
Bachchon Ko Khilaya.....
Pati Ko Khilaya.....
Unhe Tayaar Kar Ke, Unka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke Unhe Bheja.....
Joothay Bartan Ikhata Karke Rakh Diye.....
Kapde Washing Machine Mein Daal Diye.....
Phir Shower Lene Chali Gayi.....
Bahar Nikalkar Nail Paint Lagai.....
Hair Dry Kiye.....
Red Suit Pehna,.....
Kajal Lagaya.....
Lipstick Lagai.....
Hair Style Kiya.....
Bus Duppata Lene Hi Waali Tthi..... Ki Uska Mobile Baja....
Subhay Uthi..... Breakfast Banaya, Lunch Banaya.....
Bachchon Ko Khilaya.....
Pati Ko Khilaya.....
Unhe Tayaar Kar Ke, Unka Tiffin Pack Kar Ke Unhe Bheja.....
Joothay Bartan Ikhata Karke Rakh Diye.....
Kapde Washing Machine Mein Daal Diye.....
Phir Shower Lene Chali Gayi.....
Bahar Nikalkar Nail Paint Lagai.....
Hair Dry Kiye.....
Red Suit Pehna,.....
Kajal Lagaya.....
Lipstick Lagai.....
Hair Style Kiya.....
Bus Duppata Lene Hi Waali Tthi..... Ki Uska Mobile Baja....
Gabbar's Management Genius
Gabbar was more than just a ruthless Dacoit he was also a management and
marketing genius. Just have a look at all that we can learn from his
enterprising character:
1. Jo Darr Gaya Samjho Marr Gaya!!
This is the most timeless lesson from Gabbar Singh. Courage and enterprise are the most important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented organization or a happy life.
2. Kitne Aadmi The ?
As part of business strategy, Gabbar Singh made it a point to understand his competition and knowing that his team was defeated by only two people, he understood that even a small team could make a difference.
3. Arey O Sambha, Kitna Inaam Rakhi Hai Sarkaar Hum Pe?
Gabbar knew the importance of promoting one's own brand. He put it very nicely. When mothers put their kids to sleep saying, "So ja nahi toh Gabbar aa jayeg," you know that brand value is built by shamelessly promoting your business.
4. 6 Goli Aur Aadmi 3? Bahut Nainsaafi Hai?
Gabbar Singh had a sense of sarcasm and sadism. He created an illusion where his people had a chance of survival. He kills them in the next scene. Moral: - Perform or perish.
1. Jo Darr Gaya Samjho Marr Gaya!!
This is the most timeless lesson from Gabbar Singh. Courage and enterprise are the most important factors for laying the successful foundation of a growth oriented organization or a happy life.
2. Kitne Aadmi The ?
As part of business strategy, Gabbar Singh made it a point to understand his competition and knowing that his team was defeated by only two people, he understood that even a small team could make a difference.
3. Arey O Sambha, Kitna Inaam Rakhi Hai Sarkaar Hum Pe?
Gabbar knew the importance of promoting one's own brand. He put it very nicely. When mothers put their kids to sleep saying, "So ja nahi toh Gabbar aa jayeg," you know that brand value is built by shamelessly promoting your business.
4. 6 Goli Aur Aadmi 3? Bahut Nainsaafi Hai?
Gabbar Singh had a sense of sarcasm and sadism. He created an illusion where his people had a chance of survival. He kills them in the next scene. Moral: - Perform or perish.
Police v/s Military
Since the army is gradually talking over more and more functions of the police, there is much heartburning in police circles.
A constable who could not take the reduction of his status much longer, got talking to a jawan, "Bhai, I am told that you jawans of the army have to spend many years on the borders before you get leave. Meanwhile, your wives go on bearing children. Is this really true? How do you treat these ready-made children planted on you?"
The jawan replied cooly, "I do not think this is a common occurrence. But when it takes place we enrol these ready-made children, as you call them, into the police."
A constable who could not take the reduction of his status much longer, got talking to a jawan, "Bhai, I am told that you jawans of the army have to spend many years on the borders before you get leave. Meanwhile, your wives go on bearing children. Is this really true? How do you treat these ready-made children planted on you?"
The jawan replied cooly, "I do not think this is a common occurrence. But when it takes place we enrol these ready-made children, as you call them, into the police."
Kabir v/s Software Engineer
Kabir:
Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,
Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.
SE:
Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye.
Kabir:
Guru Govind Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
Balihari Guru Aapke, Govind Diyo Bataye.
SE:
Client Aur Manager Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
Balihaari Client Aapke, Manager Diyo Bataye.
Rahim:
Rahiman Dhaaga Prem Ka, Mat Todo Chatkaye,
Tode Se Phirr Jude Na, Jude Gaanth Pad Jaaye.
SE:
SE Confidence Manager, Mat Todo Chatkaye,
Project To Barbaad Hoye Hi, Appraisal Mein Waat Lag Jjaye.
Kabir:
Dheere Dheere Re Mana, Dheere Sab Kuch Hoye,
Maali Seenche Sow Ghara, Ritu Aaye Phal Hoye.
Aisi Baani boliye, Man Ka Aapa Khoye,
Auron Ko Sheetal Kare, Aaphi Sheetal Hoye.
SE:
Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye,
Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye.
Kabir:
Guru Govind Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
Balihari Guru Aapke, Govind Diyo Bataye.
SE:
Client Aur Manager Doyu Khade, Kaake Laagu Paye,
Balihaari Client Aapke, Manager Diyo Bataye.
Rahim:
Rahiman Dhaaga Prem Ka, Mat Todo Chatkaye,
Tode Se Phirr Jude Na, Jude Gaanth Pad Jaaye.
SE:
SE Confidence Manager, Mat Todo Chatkaye,
Project To Barbaad Hoye Hi, Appraisal Mein Waat Lag Jjaye.
Kabir:
Dheere Dheere Re Mana, Dheere Sab Kuch Hoye,
Maali Seenche Sow Ghara, Ritu Aaye Phal Hoye.
Kashmir’s Dilemma
Even though there have been incidents of some soldiers being
attacked during rescue operations in the flood-hit Jammu & Kashmir,
the Indian Army and the Air Force have said that such incidents do not
deter them from rescuing each and every person.
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Arvind Kejriwal’s last hope
Arvind Kejriwal’s struggle is not against the BJP. It is against
irrelevance. The much-hyped sting is just the latest in the AAP’s
pointless campaign for power.
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Indian Army to Kashmir’s Rescue
The Indian Army’s rescue operations have saved tens of thousands of lives in Jammu & Kashmir.
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Kashmir floods - Indian Army saves the day
The floods in Jammu & Kashmir have thrown much light on the priorities — those of the Indian Army and those of the terrorists who claim to be fighting for Kashmiris.
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Things Dogs Teach Us
When humans bring a dog into their lives, they are most often looking for a companion; what they may not realize is that they are getting a teacher as well. Every single day dogs teach us important life lessons about love, overcoming adversity and healing!
CID vs Sunny Leone - Case Of Sunny Leone's Stolen Panties
Team CID comes across a very strange case of Sunny Leone's Panties been stolen. Team CID suspects suspects a guys who they think
Kick Movie Spoof
Presenting 'BHai Ki Kick', the new online blockbuster from SDE. Bollywood box office ke peeche, aur SDE Bollywood ke peeche. Too much fun! ;)
Singham Returns Spoof
Sinagm Returns ft Ajay Devgan, Kareena Kapoor Khan and Amol Gupte, Have a look at our hard work put all together only to treat your funny bones, do watch and let us know about your take on this attempt.
Indian Premier Lagaan Spoof
From the makers of the 'DHOOM 3 MOVIE SPOOF' & 'Kisss 2', comes this years new blockbuster 'Indian Premier Lagaan' Parody.
Gunday Spoof
A tutorial for all aspiring film makers on how to be a Smart-Ass and make two back to back films on the same basic storyline without the stupid audience realizing anything.
Amir Khan Punches Out 8 Candles
Amir Khan proves why he is the `The King` after blowing out eight burning candles with one single knockout punch. The footage was captured behind-the-scenes at a photoshoot where Khan was unveiled as RDX`s newest brand ambassador.
Order Your Siddhu Now
Want to be funny without a sense of humour? Order your `Aapka Apna SIDDHU` at an affordable price.
Ek Thi Behen
Ready or not... The Behen is coming, to HAUNT YOU!!! A supernatural Qtiyapa thriller dedicated to the victims of BHAIZONE.
Created by: Arunabh Kumar
Directed by: Amit Golani
Produced by: Prashant Raj
Written by: Biswapati Sarkar and Anandeshwar Dwivedi
Co-written an Edited by: Amit Golani
Creative Director: Biswapati Sarkar & Anandeshwar Dwivedi
DOP: Ayush Das
Designs: Jaivardhan
Assistant Director: Dhruv Dikshit
Starring (in order of appearance): Anandeshwar Dwivedi, Jitendra Kumar, Akanksha Thakur, Rudraksh Thakur, Biswapati Sarkar
Special thanks : Dholu Sir, Naveen Kasturia, Nidhi Singh & Jaivardhan
A Tribute To Classic Indian Ads
AIB collaborates with Voctronica to pay tribute to the era of advertising that defined our childhood. Best to listen to this with your headphones on!
Created by: AIB & Voctronica
Director: Kumar Devanshu, Tanmay Bhat
DOP: Sahirr Raza, Vivian Singh Sahi
Chief AD: Junhai Nath, Karunesh Talwar
Creative Directors: Karunesh Talwar, Tanmay Bhat, Arjun Nair
Line Producer: Vikram Singh
Editor: Shashwata Dutta
Online Gfx: Rishabh Malhotra
DI: QLabs
Runner: Ketu Hansraj
Mix: Arjun Nair
Singers: Arjun Nair, Warsha Easwar, Clyde Rodrigues, Meghana Bhogle, Avinash Tiwari, Raj Verma, Abish Matthew, Karunesh Talwar, Tanmay Bhat
Love 2014
Funny skit from Pakistani TV show `Hum Sab Umeed Say Hain`, written by Dr. Muhammad Younis Butt. It`s a trend-setter comedy of Geo Television.
Know all about Apple`s Smartwatch
Apple`s smartwatch is a device that transplants the features of an iPhone onto a smaller screen that's never more than an arm's length away.
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World's first Smartphone with a curved display : Samsung Galaxy Note Edge
Samsung
has unveiled the world's first smartphone with a curved display. Called
the Galaxy Note Edge, an edge is what the device could give the company
as competition in the smartphone and phablet space increases.
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'Lechal Shoes' - which would be synced with Google Maps to give directions
Ducere Technologies has created 'Lechal Shoes' which
would be synced with Google Maps to give directions to the user by
vibrating the left or the right shoe.
The Ducere team have expanded the product to include a range of fitness applications like monitoring distanced travelled and calories. But it's also useful for the bikers and joggers who need quick access to directions without having to look at their phones.
The Ducere team have expanded the product to include a range of fitness applications like monitoring distanced travelled and calories. But it's also useful for the bikers and joggers who need quick access to directions without having to look at their phones.
রহস্যময়ী পুকুর
প্রায় বছর সাতেক আগের কথা। আমাদের এলাকার এক হার্ডওয়ার ব্যবসায়ী সিদ্ধান্ত
নিলো এলাকায় একটি কমিউনিটি সেন্টার করবে। তাই তিনি বাজার থেকে অল্প দূরে
একটি বড় দেখে জায়গা ক্রয় করলেন। জায়গা ক্রয়ের সাথে সাথে তিনি এর চারপাশে
সাইড ওয়াল করে ফেলেন। কিন্তু জমি ক্রয় করতে অনেক অর্থ ব্যয় হওয়ার কারনে
সিদ্ধান্ত নিলেন কমিউনিটি সেন্টার তৈরির কাজ আরো পরে শুরু করবেন।আপাততো
পাহারা দেয়ার জন্য এক মহিলাকে তার পরিবার সহ সেখানে আশ্রয় দিলেন।পরিবারটি
এসেছিলো ময়মনসিংহ থেকে আমাদের এলাকায় কাজের সন্ধানে। মহিলাটির স্বামী সহ
দুটি কন্যা সন্তান ছিল।একটির বয়স সাত বছর আর অন্যটির বয়স পাঁচ বছরের মত
হবে।মহিলাটির স্বামী রিক্সা চালাতো আর সে বাসা বাড়িতে কাজ করতো।সেখানে
তাদের থাকার জন্য টিন সেটের একটি ঘর তৈরি করে দেয়া হয়।আর পাশে ছোট্ট করে
একটি পুকুর খনন করা হয়েছে।পুকুর খননের পরে আশে পাশের বাড়ির অনেক মহিলা তখন ঐ
পুকুরে গোসল করতে আসতো।কারন চারদিকে সাইড ওয়াল থাকার কারনে জায়গাটি লোকালয়
থেক বিচ্ছিন্ন মনে হতো আর পুরুষের চলা চল কম ছিল।
History of Bollywood`s kisses
Kiss and smooches are usual forms of showing affection towards someone which Censor Board took time to accept. But we did have some salacious and hot smooches in the history of Indian Cinema. Here are the sizzling ones…
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Raja Natwarlal - '' Behind The Scenes ''
Presenting Behind The Scenes Teaser of movie Raja Natwarlal starring Emraan Hashmi, Humaima Malick, Kay Kay Menon, Paresh Rawal, Deepak Tijori, directed by Kunal Deshmukh.