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Life imitating art
Given
the rate at which humans are destroying themselves as well as the earth
we inhabit this is a scary prediction, Life imitating a...
The World's first Groundscraper
The World's first “groundscraper” - underground luxury hotel in China.
In April, 2012, ground has been broken on construction of a high-end
hotel at the foot of Shanghai’s Tianmashan Tianma Mountain in a
100-meter-deep pit. The hotel, named
InterContinental Shimao Shanghai...
8 Things Women Hate to Hear
Women love to talk, but when it comes to listening there are a few
restrictions that need to be kept in mind. If you want to strengthen
your relationship with the women folk in your family, neighborhood or
friend circle, then keep a few precautionary rules in your mind while...
10 Foods that kill your Sex Drive
There are tons and tons of aphrodisiacs which boost
your libido and get you in the mood. But, have you heard about
âœanaphrodisiacsâ"? Anaphrodisiacs are foods that hamper your sex drive.
How often have you found yourself in the situation where you or your
partner were...
6 Things Your Pee is Trying to Tell You
What is your pee trying to tell you?
You know that you've had your share of water/beer/coffee by the
frequency in which you need to use the bathroom, but what else can pee
tell you about your health and habits? A lot, it turns out. We asked R.
Mark Ellerkmann, M.D.,...
Recommended methods of Cancer Prevention
Red Wine: Red wine is made from skin of grapes which
contains resveratrol and other phytochemicals that have antioxidant and
anti inflammatory properties. Researches show that a glass of wine a day
can prevent a wide range of cancers like leukaemia, skin as well as
breast...
Healthy Sex Life Habits
A great sex life involves more than having good technique. It is a
lifestyle that expands beyond the bedroom and into the everyday. What
you do or don’t do for your heart, mind, and body affects your sexual
health. If you are finding any difficulties during sex...
Female Anatomy Guide
While some guys have been educated in female anatomy and in the
practice of pleasing a woman, most guys fumble around like a donkey on
ice skates trying to find a way -- any way -- to get her to reach
orgasm. Today is your lucky day if you're a part of the latter
group...
Steps To Great Foreplay
Although foreplay is simply a prelude to sex for some, it can definitely become the main course rather than just the appetizer. Although I'm certain you know how to kiss and undress a woman, these
six additional tips might just turn your sex sessions into passionate
a...
Give Her A Sensual Massage
She loves massages and she loves sex, so wouldn't it be spectacular if
you could combine the two acts and create a night that she won't soon
forget? Whether you want to add a little spice to a fizzling romance or
you're looking for a way to impress a new lover, a sensual...
6 Rear-Entry Positions
Whether you're a fan of the anal or vaginal canal, sex from behind can
provide for some of the best sex you'll ever have. And contrary to
popular opinion, women enjoy this position just as much as men do. Today's tip is going to add a little gusto to the rear-entry position....
Asaram Bapu`s entertainment in Jail
Kasab treated with Biriyani while in custody, don't get surprise if Asaram Bapu get entertained by Poonam Pandey in jail. :-)
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10 Commandments Of E-Mail
Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needs.
Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sends it.
Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.
Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.
Thou shalt not curse, flame, Spam or USE ALL CAPS.
Thou...
Technical Fult
A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer were all being led to the
guillotine to be executed. They ask the priest if he wants to face
upward or downward when he meets his fate.The priest says that he would like to die face up, so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies.They
raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding...
Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle
before you change the spelling) followed...
Mass Mail
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than
faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and, in less
than a week, had all the information that he needed on the 'other man.'
The husband convinced himself that his would still be a loving and
trustworthy marriage had not this S.O.B. come onto the scene. Being...
Super Computer
The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production
line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman
stepped forward to give his prepared demo.
"This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it".
At which a Clever Guest stepped forward -...
Email Heights
HEIGHT OF REPETITION: Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the
same email forwarded back to you by someone in the receiving chain.
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a...
Microsoft Support Office
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a
couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle
airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility when his
instruments went out. So, he began circling around looking for a
landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel...
Printer Problem
When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop
where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only
to be cleaned.
Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be
better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job myself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, I asked,...
Google knows Everything
My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the
magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access Google, and we told
her it could answer any question she had.
Nancy's mother was very skeptical until Nancy said, "It's true, Mom."
"Think of something to ask it."
As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's mother...
Bill Gates in Heaven
When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him
to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis
court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the
amenities of Heaven.
One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.
"That...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the
whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly
emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and
anger!"
He now writes error messages for Microsoft...
Customer Support
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for
about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't
solve.
She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which
truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and
yellow. For instance, green is a combination of cyan...
My Computer
A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...
Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can't see your computer...
Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can I click on ur computer from my computer???!!
Help desk: there is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it...
Lady:...
Pretentious parrot!!
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, You are really ugly,"
The lady was furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way
home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are
really ugly," She was incredibly ticked now.
The...
How Dogs Are Better Than Men
1. Dogs don t have problems expressing affection in public. 2. Dogs miss you when you are gone. 3. You can train a dog. 4. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out. 5. Dogs understand what "NO" means. 6. Dogs mean it when they kiss you. 7. When dogs play "fetch", they don t laugh at how you throw. 8. Dogs are color blind. 9. Dogs understand...
Focus Hard
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?
Pappu: Amritsar.
Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?
Teacher: No.
Pappu: Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell...
Pappu`s Honesty
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping. It was found by Pappu and returned to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny and strange.
When I lost my bag there was a 500 rupee note in it. Now there are ten
50 rupee notes."
Pappu quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't...
Red Duck
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.
On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her
class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, however,
Pappu, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Pappu, how many times have you seen...
Empty Head
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now class, if I stood on my
head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in
the face."
"Yes, sir," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
Pappu...
Strawberry Farm
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of manure.
A little boy, Pappu, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"
"Manure," the farmer replied.
"What are you going to do with it?" asked Pappu.
"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live here," Pappu advised him. "We put sugar...
Legendary Nokia phones: A reminiscence
Microsoft dreamt of
putting a computer on every desk; Nokia dreamt of putting a mobile phone in
every pocket. Among the pioneers and leaders in their segment, each has gone a
long way; and now they have decided to join hands. Nokia's legendary handset
business that...
What Happens when Boyfriend Becomes Husband
You have been in a long-term relationship and have finally decided to
tie the knot. You know everything about your boyfriend, his likes,
dislikes, habits and lifestyle. So, you are prepared for a life together
sans any surprises for sure. Well, think again! 'Love marriages do not
have an element of surprise' is a myth. Ask around and couples...
Top Foods to Make You Happy
It is common knowledge that stress remains the biggest healthcare
challenge for most people. From teenagers to those in their retirement
years, everyone seems to struggle with low mood or feeling anxious at
some point. Contemporary lifestyles are hard to tackle and we need
simple, safe measures to deal with it. Rather than using mood-elevating...
Fight Hair Loss with these 6 Common Foods
Do you fear tying your hair in a ponytail because of your receding
hairline, courtesy hair fall? Do you shudder from looking at a bunch of
hair strands in the shower? Well, what you eat may affect not just your
skin, but your hair too. Find out which foods have the magical...
Educated Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and
passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little
monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down."You can understand...
Doggumentry
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We`ve got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning."Her husband replied, "Well, lots of dogs can do that."The wife responded, " But we`ve never subscribed to any papers!...
The life of man!
GOD created the DONKEY and told him, `You will work tireless from
sunrise up to sunset, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat
grass. You will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You
will be a DONKEY!`
The DONKEY answered, `I will be a DONKEY, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years!` and God gave him 20 years.
GOD...
Poor turtle!
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours
of effort he reached the top,
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to
the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds
sitting on a branch watched...
Blind as a bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and
parked himself on the cave`s roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other
bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He
told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persisted
until he finally gave in."OK, follow me."
He flew out of the...
Jumping Kangaroo !!
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he
could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out
the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
A twenty foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high,...
How to Woo Your Spouse on Honeymoon
Love is the strongest human bond that needs to be expressed time and
again, so that it does not decay overtime. That is why, couples need to
strengthen their bond whenever they get the chance to keep the love in
their relationship alive.
Couples who are getting married...
7 Things Men Should Stop Doing after Becoming Husbands
Boys will be boys! But then, marriage is a life changing experience for
everyone. The transition from bachelorhood to married life is tough for
most men and their better halves. You may not realise that something
that is insignificant to you might not be so trivial for your...
Arranged Marriage: What to Ask a Girl in the First Meeting
Getting married is an amusing feeling, but these feelings are multiplied
when you have to meet a girl from the perspective of getting married.
Although it is a difficult task, yet it is best to know what all a guy
should and should not ask a girl. Well, last thing you...
8 Great Health Benefits of Sleep
Ah! The joy of sleeping! Along with being one of the
most pleasurable activities known to man, it’s also got a whole bunch of
health benefits. Read on for more!
If you’re not of the rare breed
that worries about hours wasted while snoozing, you do love your daily...