A Guy to God

I can't Liv wit tis long Dick! God: Go 2 that Lake, U wil find a Female Frog. Ask har 2Marry u. she'll say 'No' & U'll Lose 5 Inches He Went & Found da Frog:Wil u Marry me? Frog: No! He Lost 5 Inches! He thought 20 Inches is stil Long. So Again: Wil u Marry Me? Frog: No He Lost 5 Inches More. He thot: 15 is Gr8, But 10 is Ideal So he askd Again: Wil u Marry me? Frog:How many Timz do I hv2 tel u? NO! NO! NO! Guy: khel khatam ,lag gaye L.....de