My wife and I have secrets to making a marriage last

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, goodfood and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?” We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!”, so I bought her an electric chair. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me “In the lake.” My wife is on a new diet. Coconutsand bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now! She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off… She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” The driver said, “No, jump in!”: