The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset

She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase ?" Helen : "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife : "Who said that ?" Helen : "Your husband." Wife : "Oh." Helen : "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife : "Who said that ?" Helen : "Your husband." Wife : "Oh." Helen : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you." Wife : "Did my husband say that aswell ?" Helen : "No, the gardener did." Wife : "So, how much do you want?"