A Foreigner drinking water from a pond, with his hand...

An Indian farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond, with his hand. The farmer shouts, 'Arre baba, woh paani mat peena. Usme gayein or suwar sandas karte hai har roz ! The man shouts back, 'I'm a foreigner, I don't understand your bloody gibberish language... Speak English, you bloody Indian idiot!' The farmer shouts back in English, 'Use two hands, u can drink more!' :p