The reason why I got Divorced..

Last week I had my birthday, My wife didn't wish me, My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work, Even my colleagues didn't wish me..
As I entered my cabin my secretary said," Happy Birthday Boss" I felt so special, She asked me out to lunch.
After lunch,she invited me to her apartment.
WE went there,
She said in a sexy voice,"Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay", I said nervously
She came out 5 min later with a cake and My Wife, My Parents, My Kids, My Friends and My Colleagues...
All Screaming, SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
And I was waiting on the sofa....... NAKED!