Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee: That's easy, 49.
Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.
Boss: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Boss: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee: Ere.... I guess she drowned.... errr...
Boss: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job.... You may leave now!
Moral: No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared. If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed.
Employee: That's easy, 49.
Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.
Boss: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Boss: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee: Ere.... I guess she drowned.... errr...
Boss: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job.... You may leave now!
Moral: No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared. If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed.
