Yahya Khan, trying to persuade a yokel to volunteer for the Pakistani Air force.
He took him inside the aircraft and explained: "You press this yellow button and the engine will start. Then you press the red one and the plane will take off. It is all very simple."
"But how do I bring the plane down?" asked the yokel, puzzled.
"You don't have to brother about that," explained Yahya Khan. "Leave that to the Indian Air Force."
He took him inside the aircraft and explained: "You press this yellow button and the engine will start. Then you press the red one and the plane will take off. It is all very simple."
"But how do I bring the plane down?" asked the yokel, puzzled.
"You don't have to brother about that," explained Yahya Khan. "Leave that to the Indian Air Force."
