In a marriage party of a Nizam's daughter, there's a very gandu shaayar..

He had a famous background of some really gandu shayari. People were expecting somethingfrom him when suddenly he started KYA HASEEN FIZA HAI INTAZAM KI... People - WAH! WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!! KYA HASEEN FIZA HAI INTAZAM KI... CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI. People were really shocked and very angry (probably most of them were not like us). They started abusing and throwing stones at him. On this he again started... AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON... This calmed people a bit. AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON... MAA KE LAUDON PATTHAR TO NA MARO People went out of control this time and started beating and kicking him. He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him any more, so he finally stated. GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI. GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI... JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE MAA CHOD-DENGE TUMHARI. The Nizaam gets very angry and banishes him out of the state for 5 years. After 5 years he feels sorry for thepoet and gets him back to a mushaira. The poet starts his shayari AYE SANAM UTHA KALAM, KASAM TUJHE? ?US? ?RAB KI Public: Wah wah.. irshaad (thinking that he has really improved now that he is includingGod in his shayari) AYE SANAM UTHA KALAM, KASAM TUJHE US? ?RAB KI PAANCH SAAL BAAD MAUKA MILA HAI, MAA CHODENGE AAJ SAB ki.