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Akbar Ne Birbal Ko Aadesh Diya
Akbar: “Ek Aisa Aadmi Dhundh Ke Lao Jo Mere Saath Isharo Mein Baat Kar Sake, Main Us Se Kuch Sawaal Puchunga”
Birbal: “Ji, Maaharaj”
Akbar: “Agar Usne Galat Jawab Diya To Uski Gardan Kaat Di Jayegi,Sahi Jawab Diya To Ek Mahal, Aur Ek Laakh Rupaye Dunga, Aisa Aadmi Nai Dhund Sake To Tumhari Gardan Kaat Dunga.”
Ab Birbal Ki Fat Gayi, Kahan Se Laaye Aisa Aadmi Dhund Ke, 10 Din Baad Ek Bakri Charane Wala Mil Gaya Naam Tha Chanki.
Birbal Ne Use Lalach Dekar Kaha: “Vese Bhi Teri Zindagi Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai, Parivar Paalna Bhi Mushkil Ho Raha Hai”
Chanki: “Bilkul Hajoor”
Birbal: “Main Tujhe 10,000 RupayeDunga, Tu Bas Raja Ke Samne Chal Pad Aur Isharo Mein Baat Kar”
Chanki: “Agar Main Jawab Na De Paaya To?”
Birbal: “Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega, Tu Mar Bhi Gaya To Kam Se Kam Tere Ghar Wale Mere Diye Rupayo Se Aram Se Zindagi To Kaat Lenge”
Chanki Ko Baat Samajh Mein Aa Gayi Aur Pahunch Gaya Darbar Mein
Akbar Ne Use 1 Ungali Dikhayi, Chanki Ne Usko 2 Dikha Di
Akbar Ne Isharo Se Pucha: “Kyu?”
Chanki Ne Ek Ungli Asmaan Ki Taraf Kari Aur Fir Badshaah Ki Taraf Kar Di
Akbar Muskuraya Aur Usne Apne Haath Ko Hawa Mein Hilaya Aur Pucha: “Kyu?”
Chanki Ne Apni Pant Niche Ki Aur Lund Pakad Ke Raja Ke Samne Hila Diya,
Birbal Ki Ye Dekh Ke Gaand Fat Gayi Par Raja Bahut Khush Hua Aur Chanki Ko Inaam Deke Vida Kiya
Uske Jane Ke Baad Birbal Ne Hairan Hokar Akbar Se Puchha
Birbal: “Hajoor Ye Kya Chal Raha Tha”
Akbar Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: “Maine Use 1 Ungli Dikha Ke Pucha, Kya Bhagwan Ek Hai? Wo Bola 2 Hain, Ek Upar Or Ek Niche Aap.”
Birbal: “Ohh, Fir Kya Pucha Tha Aapne?”
Akbar: “Maine Puchha Tha, Ye Population Kyo Badh Rahi Hai, Usne Lund Dikha Ke Bola Ki Iski Wajah Se.”
Birbal Ke To Ye Sun Ke Hosh Ud Gaye Ki Us Se Bhi Akalmand Koi Hai Is Duniya Mein, Usne Socha Ki Milna Chahiye Chanki Se, To Ja Pahuncha Chanki Ke Ghar.
Birbal: “Tumhe Samajh Kaise Aaya Ke Raja Puchna Kya Chahta Hai?”
Chanki Muskurate Hue Bola: “Lo Ismein Kya Mushkil Hai, Raja Bola 1 Bakri Dega, Maine Bola 2 Lelo, Upar Wale Ne Bahut De Rakhi Hain.”
Birbal Hairan Hote Hue: “Aur Dusri Baar?”
Chanki: “Fir Akbar Ne Pucha Tha Sab Bakri Dega? Maine Bola Loda Lele Mera”
Birbal Ne Ye Suna Aur Ho Gya Behosh :P