Does Rajniknath smoke?
No, he just fire...
Who are the heroes of India?
Who are the heroes of India?
Amitabh Bachchan, Sachin Tendulkar, Dhoni, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan
and Anna. You wonder why Rajniknath is not in the list. Actually he is
not a hero, he is a super-her...
When was Rajnikanth born?
When was Rajnikanth born?
No one knows about it. He has been around since the time when history was not document...
Rajnikant`s Underwear!
One day Rajnikanth was swimming from Africa to US in the Atlantic and he lost his underwear. Now they call it BERMUDA TRIANGL...
Why didn't Rajnikanth object to jokes made on him?
Why didn't Rajnikanth object to jokes made on him?
Bcoz he hated growing popularity of Santa and Bant...
How come Barrack Obama became the first black President of the USA?
How come Barrack Obama became the first black President of the USA?
Americans got inspiration from Rajnikanth. If Rajnikanth can do
everything inspite of being dark, even Obama could do it for the...
Why Rajnikanth lives in South India?
Why Rajnikanth lives in South India?
Bcoz India is well-protected with natural boundaries in the North and he can take care of enemies invading through water-rout...
Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at h...
Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intac...
Rajnikanth`s Warning
A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth`s house while playing cricket.
Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as
Misbah-Ul-Ha...
Rajnikanth`s SMS
This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` optio...
Rajnikanth`s Dictionary
Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionar...
According to Rajnikanth
I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth...
Rajnikanth`s Knowledge
Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originate...
Rajnikanth`s Kick
One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.
He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom.
2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`...
A Couple's life on Whatsapp and Facebook:
On Whatsapp:
Wife: Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: Pata Nahi, Dimaag Mat Khao!
On Facebook:
Wife: Dear, when will you be back? You're the best husband in the world. Miss you, please come back soon.
Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife in you. Honey, I'll be back soo...
Homo Kids!
Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.
Dad: Whats that?
Daughter: I'm a lesbian.
Dad: Okay.
Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him.
Second Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.
Dad: What's that?
Second Daughter: I'm a lesbian.
Dad: Damn, does anybody in this house like dick?
Son: I do!!...
First Time Experiance!
A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She
awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over.
So she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee.
"Geeves" she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"
"Well Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you...
Weeding Night`s Trial
During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.
Boyfriend: What are you doing? This is not the first time we are doing it.
Girlfriend don't bother, you keep on doing......, I'm practicing for my wedding night. It's approaching fas...
Do you hate porn movies?
I don't know why people Hate Porn Movies ?
Although it is the most Positive Movie but there's...
No Murder;
No War;
No Fight;
No Cheating;
Everybody enjoys the Climax;
Lots of Love and always a very Happy Ending for all Charcters.
AND the Best part - There is no story, so you can watch any part you like..!...
Nipple Business!
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex
products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures
baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud 'hiss-pop' noise.
"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the
guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the
nipple."
Later,...
Adam`s Headache!
God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill....."
Adam said, "What...
Importance of Bra!
Never under estimate the Importance of the BRA..
Q: Striped BRA?
A: zeBRA
Q: Poisonous BRA?
A: coBRA
Q: Mathematical BRA?
A: algeBRA
Q: Sunsign BRA?
A: liBRA
Q: Magical BRA?
A: aaBRA ka daBRA
Q: Religious BRA?
A: BRA hmin!
Q: Metallic BRA?
A: BRAss
Q: Anjelina Jolie's BRA?
A: BRAd pit...
Q: Botany BRA?
A: BRAnch
Q: Marketing BRA?
A: BRAnd!
Q: punctuation...
Proud to be a Boy!
Pappu: You know a single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it.
That means that a normal ejaculation of about 6 million sperm represents
a data transfer of 1,587.5 TB in about 3 seconds.
Bunty: Amazing.
Pappu: Yep. And you thought nothing was faster than Google. I am really proud to be a boy. Great talent and great energ...
Gentle Pappu!
Pappu was dating with his new girlfriend in hotel room.
Girl Friend: `I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table.`
Pappu climbs into bed slowly and says: `Honey, would you pass the boobs please...
Why lovemaking is so enjoyable?
Pappu: Why's making love so enjoyable?
Santa: It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!
Pappu: Why do women enjoy more sex than men?
Santa: It's because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.
Pappu: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
Santa: It is like when you are walking...
Boobs or Boots!
Pappu texting to his girlfriend, "Hey baby, what's up?"
Girlfriend: Nothing much just washing my BOOBS.
Pappu: What?
Girlfriend: Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time.
Pappu: What the hell!!!
Girlfriend: Why? Ohhhh fuck... Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS. Damn this Auto-correct is o...
Genius Pappu!
Four worms were put into Four separate jars.
The 1st worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The 2nd worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The 3rd worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The 4th worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
1st worm in alcohol - dead;
2nd worm in cigarette smoke -dead;
3rd worm in sperm - dead;
4th...
Big Ball Theory!
A group of fellows always enjoyed their game of golf, but one of the
boys was having trouble seeing the ball. His friends kept telling him he
needed glasses.
Finally, he bought himself a pair, and his game improved 100%.
Back in the clubroom, they were talking over a few beers. "You're playing better since you got your glasses," one said.
"You're...
Mother Nature!
Two friends went out golfing and their tee shots were horrible. One guy
hit it way left, the other way right. They decided that the shots were
so bad that they would just meet up at the hole.
So, the first guy looks and looks and finds his ball sitting down deep
in a field of beautiful Buttercups. So he promptly pulls out his seven
iron and starts...
Holi Celebration!
Kripya Holi wale din... inka wahi matlab samajhiyega jo bachpan mein samajhte the...
Main geeli ho gayi yaar.
Aur kahi pe bhi lagalo... bas muh pe mat lagana...
Don't touch my balloons.
Kapde mat faad, mein dalwa rahi hun na.
Achha baba, lo laga lo.
Awwwww.. you made me wet.
Ek ek karke lagao yaar.
Tel laga kar ana, warna nahin jayega.
Yaar mere gubaare...
Santa Rocks!
Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next week, Why?
Banta: Tujhe ghar ki windows ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri wife ko tere saath sex karte hue dekh-dekh ke bore ho gaya hun.
Santa: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Banta: Next month, Why?
Santa: Tujhe binoculars gift karni hai, taaki tu dekh sake ki wife kiski hai.
Sometimes Santa also rocks!...
Sanskari Aloknath!
Teacher to Alok Nath: Wo kya hai jo COW ke paas chaar aur mere paass 2 hain?
Alok Nath: Madam, Legs.
Mam: Wo kya hai jo tumhare PANT mein hai aur mere peticoat mein nahin?
Alok Nath: Ji, Pocket.
Mam: Wo kya hai jo din mein lene ke bajay raat ko bistar pe lte hain?
Alok Nath: Ji, Neend.
Mam: Wo kya hai jo LADKI 1st time karwane par jor se chillati...
Murder of English!
Pathan being intrviewed at U.K Embasy:
CONSULATE: Your name please?
Pathan: Gul khan.
CONSLATE: Sex ?
Pathan: Ten times a week.
CONSULATE: I mean male or female?
Pathan: Both male and female and sometimes Camels too.
CONSULATE: You seem Ugly.
Pathan: Yes Ugly and Pichli both sides.
CONSULATE: Freaky Ass!
Pathan: Yes, sometimes free ki ass somtimes...
Neighbour`s Pussy!
Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
Santa: Padosan ki BILLI mere MURGE ke peeche padi hui thi. Maine uske husband ko english mein bataya, usne mujhe bahut maara...
Banta: Englih mein, aur vo bhi tumne? Aisa kya bola tumne English mein?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy, she is after my cock......
Innocent Bachha!
Ek bachcha ghar pe apn homework kar raha tha tabhi uski pencil neeche
gir jaati hai. Vo bachacha apni chest pe hath rakh ke pencil uthane ke
liye jhukta hai.
Bachche ka Dad: Chest pe haath kyun rakha????
Bachha: Dad, Mujhe darr lag raha tha isliye.
Dad: Darr? Kaisa darr??!!!
Bachha: School mein madam bina haath rakhe jhuki thi, un ke dono lungs...
Girl`s Rape in a Shoop!
A Gujarati girl goes to a shopkeeper and asks: Bhaiya aapke yahan rape hota hai kya?
Shopkeeper (shocked: Madam, aage ki dukaan mein pooch lijiye, hum toh nahin karte rape.
The girl returns after sometime: Bhaiya woh toh bol rahe hain yahi hota
hai, aapk hi karte hain. Please kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai.
Shopkeeper (embarassed) Madam please,...
First Night!
Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.
Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?
Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waai ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.
Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?
Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.
Dost, hairani...
What a Feeling!
Ek bahut hi khubsoorat and sexy ladki doctor ke pass gayi aur boli: Doctor sahab mnere ko ajeeb si beemari hai.
Doctor: Kya?
Ladki: Main jab bhi cigarette peeti hun toh bada uncomfortable feel
karti hun. Ek ajeeb si baichaini hoti hai. Jab mein pehla kash leti hoon
toh apne shoes utaar deti hun, dusre kash mein socks, teesre kash mein
shirt utaar...
Cheapest Contraceptive!
Santa bada dukhi sa hokar apne ek khaas Doctor dost ke pass jata hai aur apni samasya batata hai.
Santa: Yaar, koi sasta tareeka batao pregnency rokne ka.
Doctor: Condom lo.
Santa: Mahanga hai.
Doctor: Mala D lo.
Santa: Ye bhi mahangi hai.
Doctor: Nasbandi karwa lo.
Santa: Ye bhi kaafi mehnga hai.
Doctor, Gusse Se: Abe kamine, kanjoos kahnin ke,...
Innocent Tejpal!
Tejpal's defence:
She said, 'Lift!' Tarun lifted the skirt!
She said, 'Going Down?' Tarun promptly went down on her!
She said, 'Do Dabana!' Tarun ne daba diye!
My Lord, mera client exactly wohi kar raha tha joh so called victim usko
keh rahi thi! Abb aap hi bataiye ismey Tarun ka kasoor kahan ha...
Good News or Bad News?
Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...
Wife: Maaroge to nahi?
Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?
Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?
Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.
Wife: Main pregnant hun.
Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi thi???
Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa...
Jab mein chota bachcha tha!
Jab mein chota bachcha tha tab:
PUSSY ka matlab CAT hota tha;
SEX ka matlab GENDER hota tha;
BITCH was a FEMALE DOG;
DICK ek cartton movie ka naam tha;
BANG was a SOUND;
RUBBER was nothin but an ERASER;
ASS was an ANIMAL;
SCREW was just a fixing TOOL;
HEAD ka matla SAR hota tha;
BALLS meant cricket balls, tennis balls, Volly Ball or FOOTBALL...;
NUTS...
Naughty Santa!
Boss was fucking a lady in his office, Santa walked in.
Santa: Wah Sir, akele akele!!! Humara number kab?
Boss: Agar March ka target pura nahi hua bhosdike to agala number tera hi ha...
Biwi ho to aise!
Wife: Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai ! Maine
fridge mein beers and fresh fruit salad and bana ke rakha hai.
Room freshner side table par hai. Dotted condoms bed ke neeche hain.
Nahane ka soap, lime fragrance waala, aur new towel bhi nikaal ke rakh diya hai hai.
Main bachchon ko leker mummy ji ke yahan jaa rahi hoon, kal...
Sona kaise hai?
Ek baar ek aadmi apne padosi se charpai lene gaya.
Aadmi: Bhai saab, agar aap ke paas koi extra charpai hai toh please de dijiye, hamare ghar kuch guests aa gaye hain.
Padosi: Hamare pass 2 hi charpai hain. Ek per mein aur mera ptaji sote hain. Dusri per maa aur meri biwi...
Aadmi: Saalon, charpai mat do per sona to sikh lo....
Breast Size!
An HR manager got married. On the first night of their honey moon, on
seeing his wife nude for the first time, he was furious: Tumne mujhse
dhoka kiya!! You have cheated me!
The astounded but smart bride asks: Kaise? Kya dhokha diya hai maine?
The HR man shouts: Your Boobs are so small.... I definitely remember
noticing their size when I met you...
Idli banane wala kapda
Ek din Banta apni wife Preeto ko khush karne ke liye idlis bana raha tha.
Wife: Arre wah darling, kya first-class idli bani hain. Ek baat batao tum itni achchi aur badi idlis kaise banate ho?
Banta: Oye, mere paas idli banane wala ek bada khaas type ka kapda hai. Yeh Dekho....
Wife: Haraamkhor yeh idli kapda nahin meri BRA hai.....
Life ho to aise!
Ek Ladki ki 5 Crore ki lottery nikli. Company ne socha achanak bataaya
to ladki khushi se mar sakti hai. Unhone us ladki ke best friend Tinku
ko ye kaam saunpa, to inform her in such a way so that she doesn't die
of shock.
Tinku went and started: Assume you get 1 Crore ki Lottery ? What will you do?
Ladki: I will strip Nude in front of you.
Tinku:...
Suck-sexful Eye Surgery
Eyes ke operation ke baad doctor ki fees bachane ke chakkar mein babu ji bole, "Doctor sahab mujhe kuch dikh nahin raha."
Doctor: Babu ji apni aankhien band kar lijiye aur phir dobara se dheere dheere kholiye."
Babu: Doctor sahab mujhe ab bhi kuch dikhai nahi de raha."
Doctor apni nurse ko Babu ji ke samne kapde utarne ke liye kehta hai.
Babu: "Mujhe...
Safe Kiss!
Boy: Can I Kiss you?
Girl: Condom laye ho?
Boy: Kiss k liye condom???
Girl: Sharif to aise ban rahe ho jaise kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2014 ka Calender tangoge!...
For My Future Spouse
Boy: I want to be in a relationship.
Girl: It's okay but under one condition.
Boy: Which one ?
Girl : No sex, because I am preserving it for my future husband.
Boy: That's okay, I also have my condition.
Girl: Which one ?
Boy: No using of my money because I am preserving it for my future wife!!!
Girl: Lo tum toh serious ho gaye... Arre I was kidding...
God Morning SMS
You can`t control the length of your life...
but you can control the width and depth.
GOOD MORNING!...
Good Morning SMS
Mistakes increse your experiance;
And experiance decrease your mistakes.
GOOD MORNING!...
Good Morning SMS
No one is happy but everyone is born with
ability to create happiness.
GOOD MORNING!...
Good Morning SMS
God opens billions of flowers without forcing the buds,
It reminds us not to force anything happen at the right time.
GOOD MORNING...
Good Morning SMS
Comparison is the best way to judge our progress:
One should care not to compare with others;
But one should compare our yesterday with our today:
GOOD MORNING!
...
Good Morning SMS
For sucess in life:
Be sweet as honey:
Be regular as clock:
Be fresh as rose:
Be soft as tissue;And be strong as rock:
GOOD MORNING!...
Good Morning SMS
Life is too short to spend the time
with people who suck the happiness out of you.
GOOD MORNING!...
Good Morning SMS
There is nothing more attractive than confidence.
Once you see your own beauty, so will everyone else.
GOOD MORNING!
...
Soniac Boom
Sonic Boom: Photo captured at the exact moment when this aircraft broke the sound barrier.. ...
Good Morning SMS
If you tell th e truth it becomes a part of your past;
But if you lie it becomes a part of your future.
GOOD MORNING!...
Good Morning SMS
Don`t think of the things you didn`t get after praying.
Think of the countless bounties and blessings bestowed
on you by God.. even without your asking!
GOOD MORNING!...
Good Morning SMS
To believe in the things you can see and touch is no belief at all;
But to believe in the unseen is both a triumph and a blessing.
GOOD MORNING!...
Holi SMS
The colour:
Red symbolizes action, confidence, courage and vitality;
Green symbolizes life, nature, fertility and well-being;
Blue symbolizes youth, spirituality, truth and peace.
May God wet you with all the above colours in right proportions during this festival of Holi to lead a balanced life!
Happy Hol...
Holi SMS
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi...
Holi SMS
May God bless you with all the beautiful colours of life:
Pink for Love and Beauty;
Red for Courage and Vitality;
Yellow for Joy and Happiness;
Blue for Spirituality and Peace;
Gold for Prosperity and Wisdom;
Green for Fertility and Well-being;
And White for Purity and Cleanliness!
Have...
Rumours about Apple iPhone 6
Apple usually every year launches a new smartphone and this time many
expects its upcoming device will be named as iPhone 6. The web world is
already quite abuzz with news of the purported Apple iPhone 6.
We have here summarised all these rumours that you should know about the upcoming iPhone model...
How to Make a Man/Women Happy?
How to Make a man happy:
1. Feed him.
2. Sleep with him.
3. Leave him with peace.
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs).
5. Don't bother him with his movements.
So whats so hard about that?
How to make a woman happy:
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needsto be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5....
New Courses available for Men & Women!
Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
Topic 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.
Topic 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.
Topic 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.
Topic 4. Bathroom Etiquette: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
Topic 5. Communication Skills...
Wedding speech from Modern Girl to her in laws!
My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house...
Firstly I must tell you that my presence here should not change your life routines...
Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it... Those cooking
must keep cooking... Those cleaning must keep cleaning... I'll not
disturb anybody's routine...
So far as I'm concerned,...
Uncle Tom`s Advice!
Hi Uncle Tom,
I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband with the maid and my baby at
home, I drove for just about 2 km from home & my car engine started
to overheat so I had to turn back to get another car, when I got home I
found my husband in bed with our maid, I don't know what to do now
please help me.From Anonymous
Uncle Tom's Reply:
Dear...
Nirupa Roy Trending Jokes!
After Rajinikanth, Alok Nath, Arvind Kejriwal, veteran actress Nirupa
Roy is the favourite troll topic for Twitterati. From her tragic roles
in Bollywood movies to the various kinds of sons she has had on-screen
to her ever-crying image, jokes abound on all aspects of her silver
screen image.
1. Nirupa Roy's laptop has got WIDOW-XP installed.
2....
Arvind Kejriwal Trending Jokes!
It all started with CID...
then came RAJiNIKANTH...
next was ALOKNATH...
Now It's Arvind Kejriwal...
Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him, Do I look fat?
Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party, he calls the cops at 10 pm.
Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate.
Kejriwal is so honest...
Is Wi-fi or Wi-fe?
A Pakistani tourist walks in to a top of the line hotel in Dubai and orders a top floor suite.
The next day he approaches the receptionist with angry and unpleasant expression, he asked her:
You said their will be a free wife in every room why I have not got mine.
The receptionist says, "It is Wi-Fi sir, not wife...
Secret of a Happy Marriage Life!
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared
everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets
from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the
top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or
ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought...
Tension Generating Letter!
Which is the most dangerous Alphabet?
Answer is 'W'.
All the worries get initiated with 'W'...
Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
& finally, believe it or not WIF...
Career story of an army officer!
An Officer was rewarded a bicycle by his Commanding Officer for a job
well done. It was a beautiful cycle but didn't have a carrier at the
back.
He requested his Orderly to get it fixed. When the cycle came back with
the carrier fitted, he noticed that now the stand is missing. He asked
about the missing stand.
The Orderly replied, "CO Sahib ke...
Pyar Ka Panchnama!
Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: "Mat kar intezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.
Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai."
Phir khuda ne kaha: "Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega."
Muskura ke maine kaha: "Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega."
Phir khuda ne kaha: "Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra...
Facebook vs WhatsApp!
Husband-Wife's Facebook and WhatsApp life...
On 'WhatsApp'
Wife: Ghar kab aa rahe ho???
Husband: Pata nahi dimaag mat khao... bahut kaam hai aaj...
On 'Facebook'
Wife: Dear when will you be back... you are the best husband in the world... miss you!!! Come back soon.
Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you!!!...
Killing a Lion in different mobile operator Stlye!
Vodafone Method:
Hire a lion, give him full rest, pay him more than his expectation,
never ask him to do any hard work for 3 months. After 3 months tell him
that now you have to fulfill your yearly target within 9 months.
Otherwise you will be kicked out from the jungle. Lion dies due to fear,
that if he loses this "lazy animals jungle", where...
Why Ambulance is White in Colour?
Question: Why Ambulance is White in Colour? (15 marks)
Ans: Ambulance has Oxygen cylinder.
Oxygen is a Gas, and Gas is used 4 cooking Food.
Food is source of Vitamins, and we get Vit-D from the Sun.
Sun produces Light; and Light comes from bulbs. Small Bulbs are used to
decorate Christmas tree... Christmas means Gifts, and Gifts are given by
Santa.
Santa...
WhatsApp Kahani!
Doctor, pagal se: Ye kya hai?
Pagal: Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...
Doctor: Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai Ek Raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf
chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo Raja jungle pahunch gaya.
Doctor: To Kaminey beech ke 498 panno pe kya likha???
Pagal: Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik...
Unique Indians!
1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.
2. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door and the
females run for their dupatta. So, keep ur friends close but your
dupatta closer.
3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport/railway stn) is an important
family affair. Railway stns are like a stroll in the park.
4. Every...
Three simple rules in Life!
Three Simple Rules in Life :
1. If you do not go after what
you want, you will never have it.
2. If you don’t ask, the answer will
always be NO.
3. If you do not step forward,
you’ll always be in the same place.
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Three...
Time For Dharna!
Leo Di Caprio joins Aam Aadmi party after being ditched again, asks for SIT probe in #Oscars2014...
Give that man an Umbrella
He Is Trying To Block The Sun With His Hand While Wearing Sunglasses On His Cap. ROFL!! ...
