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» A few days after Chrismas a
mother working in the
kitchen was listening to her
son Little Johny playing with his
new electric train set
A few days after Chrismas a mother working in the kitchen was listening to her son Little Johny playing with his new electric train set
She heard the train stop
and Little Johny said, All you son
of bitches who are getting
off, get the fuck out
now, and all of you son of
bitches who are getting on
get you asses on the train
cause we're leaving right
now!!"
The mother was shocked
she went into the living
room and told her son, "We
dont use that kind of
language in this house. Now
I want you to go to your
room for two hours. When
you come out you can
countinue playing with
your train but you must use
nicer language."
Two hous later, her son Johny
came out of his room and
resumed playing with his
train.
Soon the train stopped and
the mother heard his son Johny
say, "All passengers who are
disemberking the
train, please remember to
take all your bellongings
with you, we thank you for
ridding with us today and
we hope that you will ride
with us again. For those of
you just boading, we kindly
ask that you put all your
hand luggage under your
seat. Remember that there is
no smoking expect in the
club cabin, we hope that you
have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us
today, for those who are
pissed off because of the 2
hours delay, please see the
bitch in the kitchen!!"