Positives of Masturbation
1. Choice of girl is yours
2. Time ki bachat
3. Self service
4. Not a crime
5. Rest to girlfriend
6. No risk of AIDS
7. No special place required
8. No money wastage
9. Easy to perform
10. Guarenteed satisfaction
11. No abortion
12. Condom not necessary
13. Not necessary to remove whole
underwear
14. Stress easily removed
15. Doesn't matter how long your
penis is
16. Swapndosh se mukti
17. Koi dar nahi, pakde jane pe
saaman ko easily chhupa sakte
hain
18. One can do as many time as he
wants
19. No need of special training, its
so simple
20. Position is of your choice.
*Moral*
"Badnami ki choot se izzat ki muth achchi hai.
