A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh hotel'...

He sat down & noticed 4 buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious, he pressed WW & his buttwas gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital, a nurse smiled & said; Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER, so when the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it wentfor your testicles. The are in this jar.