Innocent Santa!

Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?

Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?

Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuch nahin.. bas aise hi...

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...

Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.