Admission Form!

College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin naam likhna tha.

Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.

College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam ?

Student: Ji Janak Puri.

College Clerk: Achch Dadaji ka naam ?

Student: Trilok Puri.

College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maaji ka naam bhi bata do.

Student: Maya Puri.

College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta. Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhari admission ke liye.

Student: Ji mera bara bhai yeh.

College Clerk: Aapka naam ?

Bhai: Govind Puri!