A husband and wife are getting allsnugly in bed..

The passion is heating up as it sometimes does. But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me." "WHAT!?" says her husband. The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and hemight as well deal with it. The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big departmentstore. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can’t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. They head to the shoe department and pick up matchingshoes worth $200 each. The pair go to the jewelry department where she finds a set of diamond earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she doesn’t care. She goes for the matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don’t even play tennis, but if you like it then let’s get it." The wife is jumping up and downso excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She saysto her husband, "I’m ready to go, let’s go to the cashier." The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don’t feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife’s face goes blank. "Honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode as her husband says,"You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."